Animal Cookies

Animal Cookies THCA Pre-Roll — Nug Run, Indoor-Grown, and Rolled to Perfection

If luxury had a flavor, it would taste like this. The Animal Cookies THCA Pre-Roll is pure, uncut quality — made exclusively from nug-run, indoor-grown THCA flower and rolled to perfection with RAW King Papers for the smoothest, cleanest burn imaginable.

No shake. No sugar leaf. No trim.
Just dense, frosty buds packed with the potency and flavor connoisseurs crave.

Crafted by Stardust, a brand available only at The Hemp Haus, this pre-roll delivers a boutique smoking experience that redefines what premium hemp should feel like.

Powerful THCA Potency You Can Taste

Backed by lab testing from Pinnacle Analytics, this batch of Animal Cookies comes in strong with:

• THCA: 30.5%

• Total THC (THCA + Δ9): 27.2%

• Total Cannabinoids: 32.88%

• Moisture Content: 16.1%

• Water Activity: 0.516 (ideal for fresh, flavorful burns)

That’s not marketing hype — that’s chemistry. Each puff transforms this raw potency into a clean, head-to-toe experience that hits fast, burns evenly, and finishes smooth.

Strain Profile: Animal Cookies

• Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

• Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies × Fire OG

• Flavor Notes: Vanilla frosting, sweet dough, and earthy spice

• Aroma: Creamy dessert with a hint of diesel

• Experience: Euphoric calm that rolls into deep body relaxation

Animal Cookies is that rare strain that gives you the best of both worlds — mind-melting relaxation without muting your vibe. It’s the kind of smoke that makes the world slow down just enough to enjoy the moment.

What Makes This Pre-Roll Stand Out

• 🌿 100% Nug-Run Flower: Pure buds only — no filler, no shortcuts.

• 🌱 Indoor-Grown for Purity: Controlled cultivation ensures dense structure and rich terpene expression.

• 💨 Rolled with RAW King Papers: For a clean burn that lets flavor shine.

• ✋ Handcrafted Quality: Each pre-roll is precisely packed for the perfect draw.

• 🔬 Lab-Tested & Verified: Pinnacle Analytics confirmed potency, moisture, and cannabinoid profile.

• 🪐 Exclusive Stardust Release: Available only at The Hemp Haus, for those who smoke with intention.

How It Feels

Light it. Inhale slow.
The first puff is all cookie dough and vanilla sweetness. The second brings a wave of calm that wraps around your body like a warm blanket. The third? That’s when you realize this isn’t just a pre-roll — it’s a moment of escape.

Whether you’re winding down after a long day or setting the mood for something creative, Animal Cookies delivers balance, bliss, and bold flavor in every draw.

Price & Bundle Options

• Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

• Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

Try Animal Cookies on its own or create your own flight of Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls — each crafted to showcase the full flavor spectrum of indoor-grown excellence.

The Hemp Haus Promise

At The Hemp Haus, we believe premium hemp should feel as good as it tastes. That’s why every Stardust THCA Pre-Roll is made with the same care, transparency, and craftsmanship that define true boutique flower.

From cultivation to combustion — this is THCA done right.