Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll

Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll — Slow-Burning Bliss with Berry Sweet Vibes

Smooth, rich, and deeply relaxing — the Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll lives up to its name. This strain wraps you in calm like a velvet blanket, with waves of flavor and tranquility that roll in slow and steady. Made with indoor-grown, nug-run THCA flower and rolled to perfection in RAW King Papers, this pre-roll is an instant classic.

Crafted by Stardust and sold exclusively at The Hemp Haus, Slurricane isn’t just potent — it’s poetic. It’s that late-night smoke that softens the edges of the world and makes every moment feel effortless.

No trim. No shake. No sugar leaf.
Just premium, terpene-rich buds built for comfort and calm.

Lab-Tested Potency with Seductive Strength

Verified by Excelcis Labs, this Slurricane batch is sweet, strong, and impeccably balanced:

• Total THC: 27.68%

• Total Cannabinoids: 28.41%

• CBD: ND (non-detectable)

• Moisture Content: 15.2%

Each pre-roll burns evenly, delivering that perfect combination of potency, flavor, and smooth, mellow satisfaction.

Strain Flavor & Effects: Sweet Berries and Serene Euphoria

• Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

• Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Purple Punch

• Flavor: Ripe berries, vanilla, and creamy spice

• Aroma: Sweet grape, berry, and a hint of earthy undertone

• Experience: Deep relaxation, stress relief, sleepy calm

Slurricane is a masterclass in chill — a strain made for winding down, easing tension, and drifting into happy serenity. The inhale is smooth and sweet, and the exhale melts away the day.

Why Slurricane Steals the Spotlight

• 🌿 Nug-Run Only: Made from whole, resinous buds — no filler, ever.

• 🌱 Indoor-Grown for Precision: Controlled cultivation preserves delicate terpene profiles.

• 💨 Rolled in RAW King Papers: For a clean, flavorful, slow-burning experience.

• 🔬 Lab-Tested Potency: Verified by Excelcis Labs for cannabinoid accuracy.

• ✋ Handcrafted Perfection: Packed and rolled by hand for an even pull.

• 🪐 Exclusive Stardust Release: Found only at The Hemp Haus.

The Slurricane Experience

On the first puff, berry sweetness hits the tongue, followed by a creamy vanilla undertone that lingers long after the exhale. Within minutes, your body eases into calm, your mind clears, and the world feels softer. It’s the perfect way to unwind, unplug, and simply be.

Price & Bundle Options

• Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

• Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

When the day ends, Slurricane begins.

The Hemp Haus Promise

At The Hemp Haus, we don’t do average. Every Stardust THCA Pre-Roll is a handcrafted experience — from indoor cultivation to precision rolling — delivering premium quality and purity in every puff.