Grape Ape

Indica Hybrid | ~29% THCA | Lab-Tested & Federally Compliant

Purple, Peaceful, and Packed with Potency

Ever wish you could bottle up a chill afternoon and keep it in your back pocket? Meet Grape Ape THCA Flower, your new best friend for mellow vibes, stunning flavor, and head-to-toe relaxation. With award-winning genetics and a legacy of wins at The Green Cup and Colorado High Times, Grape Ape is a legend in the cannabis world for good reason.

Bred by Apothecary Genetics and polished by Barney’s Farm, this powerhouse blend of Mendocino Purps × Skunk × Afghani delivers a smooth, grape-infused smoke with relaxing indica effects. With nearly 29% THCA, it’s as potent as it is pretty, offering that famous purple hue and a flavor that feels like grape soda with a herbal twist.

Flavor, Aroma & Effects

Flavor Profile:

🍇 Grape & Berry: Bold and fruity with a juicy punch.
🌿 Woody & Herbal: Earthy undertones for balance.
🧼 Clean & Soapy: A smooth apothecary-like finish.

Aroma:

Sweet and floral with grape candy and citrus zest.
Hints of lavender, pine, and spice.

Effects & Experience:

✔️ Relaxing Full-Body Calm – A great way to unwind.
✔️ Gentle on the Lungs – Minimal coughing, ideal for sensitive users.
✔️ Mood-Boosting Tranquility – Peaceful vibes without sedation.
✔️ Beautiful Burnout-Free Wind Down – Perfect for evening use.

Genetics & Terpene Profile

Parent Strain	Characteristics
Mendocino Purps	Sweet, herbal, smooth smoking experience
Skunk	Pungent, balanced hybrid effects
Afghani	Classic indica relaxation, pest resistance

Terpenes & Benefits:

Terpene	Flavor Profile	Potential Effects
Myrcene	Earthy, Spicy	Relaxation, Anti-inflammatory
Caryophyllene	Spicy, Herbal	CB2 Binding, Mood-Stabilizing
Pinene	Woody, Piney	Calm focus, Anti-inflammatory
Linalool	Floral, Sweet	Sedative, Stress-Relief
Ocimene	Citrus, Fresh	Uplifting, Anti-inflammatory

Together, these terpenes create a smooth, flavorful, and soothing smoke that’s perfect for easing into relaxation without heavy sedation.

Growing Guide

Indoor & Outdoor Cultivation

Ease of Grow: Beginner-friendly; resilient against pests and mildew.
Indoor Yield: ~500g/m² over 7–8 weeks.
Outdoor Yield: Up to 700g/plant with proper soil and drainage.
Preferred pH & rH: pH between 6.0–7.0; relative humidity 40–50%.
Temperature Range: Stable with low humidity; keep it warm and dry.
Tips: Use Screen of Green (ScrOG) indoors; consistent light cycles for best results.

Appearance:

Starts bright green, matures into deep purple hues with vibrant orange hairs.
Small, fluffy buds covered in glistening trichomes.

Why Choose Grape Ape THCA from The Hemp Haus?

✅ Award-Winning Lineage – Proven genetics and a track record of excellence.
✅ Stunning Purple Buds – Visually striking and flavor-packed.
✅ Smooth & Soothing Smoke – Gentle on the lungs, big on chill.
✅ Potent Indica Hybrid Effects – Relax without feeling stuck.

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