Cheetah Piss

Cheetah Piss THCA Flower – Hybrid Strain

Wild Flavor. Fast-Acting Clarity. Surprisingly Smooth.

Strain Overview

Cheetah Piss THCA Flower is a bold, head-turning hybrid strain known for its potent effects, funky flavor profile, and energetic, euphoric experience. A descendant of Lemonade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97, this cultivar blends sativa-like mental stimulation with a balanced body buzz—making it ideal for experienced users who want to stay uplifted without going over the edge.

With lab-tested THCA levels at 29.02% and total cannabinoids measuring 29.71%, Cheetah Piss offers a strong, fast-hitting high once activated—perfect for users seeking a strain with bite, flavor, and character.

Flavor & Aroma

Cheetah Piss is just as wild in taste as it is in name:

• Primary notes: Ammonia funk, tangy citrus, and earthy diesel

• Undertones: Creamy herbs with subtle sweet-sour complexity

• Aroma: Loud and pungent with a tropical-fuel punch

It’s a loud, flavor-packed flower made for those who love bold terpene profiles and unforgettable sessions.

Effects & Experience

This strain is all about energy, elevation, and unpredictably fun vibes. Cheetah Piss may support:

• A euphoric, fast-onset mental lift

• Enhanced mood and motivation

• Social energy and creative engagement

• Balanced physical relaxation without full sedation

Cheetah Piss is excellent for daytime use when you want stimulation and momentum—but with a grounded, hybrid-style body feel.

Lab-Tested Potency

As shown in the COA from Excelsis Labs (Test Date: 08/15/2025):

• Total THCA: 29.02%

• Total Cannabinoids: 29.71%

• Total CBD: Not detected

• Moisture Content: 15.3% (Complete)

Each batch is independently lab tested for quality and compliance to ensure a premium, reliable experience.

Strain Specs

• Type: Hybrid

• THCA Content: 29.02% (High potency)

• Genetics: Lemonade x Gelato 42 x London Poundcake 97

• Flavor Notes: Citrus funk, creamy diesel, herbal spice

• Best For: Daytime creativity, socializing, and mood support

Terpene Profile (Expected)

Cheetah Piss typically features a potent mix of these terpenes, contributing to its fast-acting and flavorful profile.

💎 Why Choose Cheetah Piss from The Hemp Haus?

✅ High-THCA content with verified lab testing
✅ Loud, flavorful, and unforgettable terpene profile
✅ Slow-cured, hand-trimmed flower for smoothness
✅ Grown in small batches for peak quality and consistency
✅ Great for experienced users looking for unique hybrid energy

Grab Cheetah Piss THCA Today

Ready for something untamed and unforgettable? Cheetah Piss THCA Flower brings bold energy, big flavor, and balanced power in every nug.

FDA Compliance Statement

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. For adult use only. Consult your healthcare provider before use.