Shop - The Hemp Haus Dispensary https://thehemphaus.com Sat, 15 Nov 2025 19:43:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://thehemphaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/cropped-zallen13_c1_32x32-32x32.webp Shop - The Hemp Haus Dispensary https://thehemphaus.com 32 32 Melted Strawberry https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/melted-strawberry/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/melted-strawberry/#respond Sat, 15 Nov 2025 19:42:18 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008408 🍓 Smooth Strawberry Power – Melted Strawberry THCA

Bursting with berry flavor and 30.51% THCA, Melted Strawberry offers balanced hybrid effects, creamy fruit notes, and a mellow, mood-lifting vibe.

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Melted Strawberry THCA Flower – Sweet, Smooth, & Potent

Berry Burst. Creamy Chill. Balanced High.


Lab-Verified Potency

Melted Strawberry is a deliciously balanced hybrid THCA flower known for its creamy strawberry flavor and smooth, euphoric effects. Lab-tested at 27.12% total THC and 31.69% total cannabinoids, this cultivar offers a potent yet manageable experience perfect for all-day vibes.

Tested by: New Bloom Labs
📆 Date Tested: 08/05/2025
🧪 THCA: 30.51%
🧪 Δ9-THC: 0.256%
🧪 Total THC: 27.12%
🧪 Total Cannabinoids: 31.69%
💧 CBD: Non-detectable


Flavor & Aroma

Melted Strawberry lives up to its name with a fruity, creamy inhale and a subtle gassy finish. Expect:

  • Top Notes: Ripe strawberries, fresh cream

  • Mid Notes: Sweet earth and berry jam

  • Finish: Light diesel, herbal musk

This profile offers a satisfying balance between dessert-smooth and funk-forward.


Effects & Experience

Thanks to its high THCA and hybrid nature, Melted Strawberry provides a balanced lift and calm without heavy sedation:

  • Euphoria without anxiety

  • Relaxation without couch-lock

  • Creative headspace with mellow body ease

  • Ideal for mood boost, light social settings, or solo chill


Product Highlights

  • Type: Hybrid

  • THCA: 30.51%

  • Total THC: 27.12%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 31.69%

  • Flavor Profile: Strawberry, cream, earth, gas

  • Best For: Day-to-evening use, creative focus, elevated mood


Why Choose Melted Strawberry from The Hemp Haus?

✅ Craft-cured & hand-trimmed
✅ Certified clean and potent
✅ No fillers or shake—100% top-shelf flower
✅ Lab-tested and terpene-forward


Add Some Flavor to Your Flower Game

Melted Strawberry THCA Flower brings dessert-tier flavor with hybrid versatility. A juicy smoke with heavy-hitting effects and zero harshness.

FDA Notice

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. For adult use only. Consult a healthcare professional before use.

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Double OG Chem Dawg https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/double-og-chem-dawg/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/double-og-chem-dawg/#respond Sat, 15 Nov 2025 19:34:42 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008400 Heavy Gas, Full Chill – Double OG Chem Dawg THCA

Double OG Chem Dawg hits with 30.52% THC and loud diesel flavor. This indica-dominant hybrid delivers powerful full-body calm and classic Chem funk.

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Double OG Chem Dawg THCA Flower – Diesel-Powered Relaxation

Classic Gas. Earthy Bite. Pure Potency.


Potency Overview (Lab Verified)

Double OG Chem Dawg is a powerhouse indica-dominant hybrid, delivering old-school diesel flavor with knockout strength. Lab-tested at 30.52% total THC and 31.45% total cannabinoids, this strain is a heavy-hitter for fans of classic Chem and OG genetics.

Tested by Excelbis Labs
🧪 THCA: 34.54%
🧪 Total THC: 30.53%
🧪 Total Cannabinoids: 31.45%
🧪 Moisture Content: 11.5%
✅ No detectable CBD, CBC, or CBG
✅ Clean lab report with no contaminants or additives


Flavor & Aroma

Double OG Chem Dawg punches with a loud, unmistakable diesel aroma backed by earthy and herbal undertones. Expect:

  • Top notes: Sharp gas, pungent skunk, pine

  • Mid-notes: Earth, spice, herbal musk

  • Finish: Bitter citrus rind, burnt rubber, soil-rich funk

It’s old-school funk meets modern potency—raw, authentic, and bold.


Effects & Experience

Designed for seasoned users, Double OG Chem Dawg provides:

  • A heavy, full-body calm

  • Head-to-toe relaxation without mental fog

  • A sense of grounded clarity

  • Stress-melting and decompressive vibes

Great for end-of-day use, staying in, or when you want to hit pause and reset.


Product Details

  • Strain Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

  • THCA: 34.54%

  • Total THC: 30.52%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 31.45%

  • Flavor Profile: Diesel, skunk, earthy pine

  • Best For: Nighttime, recovery, relaxation


Why It Stands Out

✅ Loud & potent: Not for beginners
✅ True OG Chem lineage
✅ Slow-cured, sticky nugs with strong trichome coverage
✅ Small-batch, clean-grown, lab-certified


Ready to Unwind with Classic Diesel?

Double OG Chem Dawg THCA Flower delivers the raw, rich flavor and full-strength chill every heavy-hitter craves.

FDA Compliance Notice

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. For adult use only. Consult your healthcare provider before use.

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Oreoz https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/oreoz/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/oreoz/#respond Sat, 15 Nov 2025 19:20:08 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008392 Indulge in Sweet Diesel Power – Oreoz THCA

Oreoz THCA Flower packs 32.82% THCA with a bold dessert flavor and heavy indica effects. Expect rich chocolate-diesel notes and full-body relaxation.

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Oreoz THCA Flower – Sweet, Dark & Deliciously Potent

Dessert Diesel. Smooth Power. Nighttime Nirvana.


Strain Overview

Oreoz THCA Flower is a decadent indica-dominant hybrid known for its rich dessert-like flavor and heavy-hitting potency. Bred from Cookies & Cream x Secret Weapon, this strain is a fan-favorite for connoisseurs who love deep relaxation paired with ultra-smooth smoke.

Whether you’re looking to unwind, get cozy, or elevate your nighttime ritual, Oreoz delivers with a bold profile, dense buds, and a knockout cannabinoid count.


Verified Potency – Lab Results

According to the Certificate of Analysis from FESA Labs (Sample ID: 46540717-9):

Cannabinoid Percentage
THCA 32.82%
Δ9-THC 0.21%
Total THC 28.99%
Total Cannabinoids 33.03%
CBD / CBG / CBC ND (Not Detected)

✅ Tested 7/17/2025 | Certified on 7/18/2025
✅ Free of detectable CBD, CBG, CBC, or contaminants


Flavor & Aroma Profile

Oreoz lives up to its dessert-inspired name with a complex and indulgent flavor profile:

  • Top notes: Dark chocolate, vanilla cream, sweet fuel

  • Undertones: Roasted coffee, earth, and gassy diesel

  • Aroma: Pungent, sweet, and slightly nutty

This strain is loud on the nose and smooth on the exhale, making it a top choice for taste-driven users.


Effects & Experience

Oreoz THCA Flower offers a deeply relaxing experience with calming, full-body effects. Commonly associated with:

  • Heavy physical relaxation without grogginess

  • A calm, clear mindset for rest or reflection

  • Soothing nighttime vibes ideal for stress relief

  • End-of-day indulgence without losing flavor or quality

Perfect for winding down or leveling up your “me-time.”


Product Details

  • Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

  • Genetics: Cookies & Cream × Secret Weapon

  • THCA Content: 32.82%

  • Total THC: 28.99%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 33.03%

  • Flavor Profile: Chocolate, cream, diesel

  • Best For: Evenings, stress relief, flavor-rich sessions


Why Oreoz from The Hemp Haus?

✅ Small-batch, craft-cured THCA flower
✅ Verified high-potency & freshness
✅ Loud flavor + dense structure
✅ Zero fillers. No shake. All nug.
✅ Ideal for those who love flavor as much as effect


End Your Day with Dessert

Oreoz THCA Flower is more than a strain—it’s an experience. With bold dessert-forward flavors and a deeply calming finish, it’s a go-to for heavy hitters and flavor chasers alike.

FDA Compliance Statement

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. For adult use only. Consult your healthcare provider before use.

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Red Corvette https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/red-corvette/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-flower/red-corvette/#respond Sat, 15 Nov 2025 19:07:34 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008384 Fuel Your Flow with Red Corvette THCA

Red Corvette THCA Flower hits hard with 33.74% THCA and cherry-diesel flavor. A high-octane hybrid delivering bold effects and full-throttle flavor.

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Red Corvette THCA Flower Strain Overview

Red Corvette THCA Flower is a turbo-charged hybrid cultivar that combines powerful cannabinoid levels with a rich, complex flavor profile. This flower is designed for those who love potency without sacrificing taste or smoothness.

Featuring nearly 30% total THC and over 31.8% total cannabinoids, this batch delivers a bold experience ideal for those seeking a robust, euphoric ride with deep physical and mental impact. From its dark, trichome-coated buds to its diesel-cherry aroma, Red Corvette lives up to its name—fast, loud, and unforgettable.


Lab-Tested Potency (Tested by pH Solutions – 10/15/2025)

Cannabinoid Result
THCa 33.742%
Δ9-THC 0.198%
Total THC 29.790%
Total Cannabinoids 31.845%
CBD / CBN / CBC ND (None Detected)
CBGa 2.157%

✅ Passed all QA tests: heavy metals, microbial, mycotoxins, moisture content, and more


Flavor & Aroma Profile

Red Corvette offers an elite, flavor-packed profile:

  • Top Notes: Tart cherry, diesel fuel, and sweet berry

  • Undertones: Herbal spice, earthy pine, and citrus peel

  • Aroma: Loud and gassy with a sweet, syrupy finish

This strain is rich and full-bodied—ideal for flavor chasers and fans of classic gas-forward hybrids.


Effects & Experience

Red Corvette THCA Flower delivers a balanced hybrid experience with both mental uplift and physical calm. It may support:

  • A euphoric, heady lift followed by body ease

  • Creative thinking and social flow

  • Post-work decompression without couch lock

  • Elevated mood and sensory focus

Great for afternoon to evening use—when you want to feel relaxed but fully engaged.


Product Details

  • Type: Balanced hybrid

  • THCA Content: 33.74% (Total THC: 29.79%)

  • Total Cannabinoids: 31.85%

  • Flavor: Cherry, diesel, citrus, herbal

  • Best For: Late-day use, mood boost, creative energy

  • Lab-Tested: COA by pH Solutions, CA


Why Red Corvette THCA from The Hemp Haus?

✅ Lab-verified potency and purity
✅ Small-batch flower with dense trichome frost
✅ Loud flavor and ultra-smooth smoke
✅ High cannabinoid content for elevated experiences
✅ Crafted for hybrid lovers who want bold taste and strong results


Hit the Gas with Red Corvette

Red Corvette THCA Flower brings together flavor, force, and finesse—made for enthusiasts who crave full-throttle highs and premium taste.

FDA Compliance Statement

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. For adult use only. Please consult your healthcare provider before use.

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White Runtz https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/white-runtz/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/white-runtz/#respond Mon, 13 Oct 2025 19:50:06 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008179 White Runtz THCA Pre-Roll — candy flavor, clean burn, pure bliss.

The White Runtz THCA Pre-Roll blends candy sweetness with balanced euphoria. Rolled in RAW King Papers using nug-run indoor flower, no trim or shake — pure Stardust quality, exclusive to The Hemp Haus.

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White Runtz THCA Pre-Roll — Candy Sweetness Meets Elite Potency

Bright, flavorful, and powerfully smooth — the White Runtz THCA Pre-Roll is a flavor lover’s dream wrapped in serious potency. Made from indoor-grown, nug-run THCA flower and rolled in RAW King Papers, it’s all about purity, taste, and the kind of balance that makes you want to light up again and again.

This Stardust exclusive, found only at The Hemp Haus, takes the legendary Runtz genetics and refines them for the connoisseur — delivering a candy-sweet profile with a euphoric, long-lasting high.

No trim. No shake. No sugar leaf.
Just premium, hand-selected buds for a clean, even, and flavorful burn every time.


Lab-Tested Potency That Pops

Tested by Excelcis Labs, this batch of White Runtz delivers knockout numbers and silky consistency:

  • Total THC: 29.81%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 30.28%

  • CBD: ND (non-detectable)

  • Moisture Content: 15.9%

It’s the perfect combination of purity, strength, and mouthwatering sweetness — all backed by verified lab data.


Strain Flavor & Effects: Sweet, Smooth, and Unshakably Happy

  • Type: Balanced Hybrid

  • Lineage: Gelato x Zkittlez

  • Flavor: Tropical candy, creamy vanilla, and subtle citrus

  • Aroma: Fruity and sugary with a hint of gas

  • Experience: Euphoric, creative, relaxing, and long-lasting

White Runtz is known for its candy-coated kick — delivering a mood-lifting high that starts in the head and settles softly through the body. It’s happiness, balance, and flavor all in one.


Why White Runtz Stands Out

  • 🌿 100% Nug-Run Indoor Flower: No shake, no trim — only dense, high-grade buds.

  • 🌱 Cultivated for Terpene Excellence: Indoor conditions produce the strain’s signature candy aroma.

  • 💨 Rolled with RAW King Papers: For clean, flavorful burns every time.

  • 🔬 Lab-Tested Potency: Verified by Excelcis Labs for quality and cannabinoid accuracy.

  • ✋ Handcrafted Precision: Each pre-roll made with care for perfect airflow and balance.

  • 🪐 Stardust Exclusive: Only available at The Hemp Haus.


The White Runtz Experience

Expect a rush of fruity sweetness on the inhale, followed by creamy vanilla and citrus on the exhale. Within minutes, a warm wave of euphoria and body ease takes hold — leaving you calm, clear, and content. It’s everything a top-shelf hybrid should be: flavorful, balanced, and unforgettable.


Price & Bundle Options

  • Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

  • Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

When flavor matters as much as the high — White Runtz delivers.


The Hemp Haus Promise

Every Stardust THCA Pre-Roll from The Hemp Haus is built on craftsmanship and credibility. Indoor-grown, lab-tested, hand-rolled — the kind of quality you can taste and trust.

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Gelato 41 https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/gelato-41/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/gelato-41/#respond Mon, 13 Oct 2025 19:45:31 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008175 Gelato 41 THCA Pre-Roll — luxury smoke, crafted for clarity.

Smooth, sweet, and balanced — the Gelato 41 THCA Pre-Roll offers luxury flavor and relaxing clarity. Rolled in RAW King Papers with nug-run indoor flower, no trim or shake — pure Stardust excellence, exclusive to The Hemp Haus.

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Gelato 41 THCA Pre-Roll — Creamy Luxury and Euphoric Balance

Rich, creamy, and endlessly smooth — the Gelato 41 THCA Pre-Roll defines indulgence. Crafted with indoor-grown, nug-run THCA flower and rolled to perfection in RAW King Papers, this pre-roll brings dessert flavor and elite relaxation together in perfect harmony.

From Stardust’s exclusive line, available only at The Hemp Haus, Gelato 41 delivers a smoke so silky you’ll swear it’s ice cream in vapor form.

No trim. No shake. No sugar leaf.
Just premium THCA flower that’s as beautiful to burn as it is to behold.


Lab-Verified Potency with Silky Smooth Consistency

Tested by Excelcis Labs, this batch of Gelato 41 delivers potency worthy of its reputation:

  • Total THC: 27.68 %

  • Total Cannabinoids: 28.41 %

  • CBD: ND (non-detectable)

  • Moisture Content: 15.2 %

The result is a perfectly balanced pre-roll — strong enough for seasoned smokers, smooth enough for everyday enjoyment.


Strain Flavor & Effects: Creamy Dessert Meets Euphoric Ease

  • Type: Balanced Hybrid

  • Lineage: Sunset Sherbet × Thin Mint Cookies

  • Flavor: Sweet cream, berry, and citrus with a touch of earth

  • Aroma: Fruity dessert and vanilla gas

  • Experience: Uplifted mood, creative energy, and a luxurious calm

Gelato 41 is a masterclass in balance — it lifts without rushing and soothes without sedating. The flavor is decadent, the effects refined, and the overall vibe? Pure chill with style.


Why Gelato 41 Is a Fan Favorite

  • 🌿 Nug-Run Indoor Flower: No trim, no shake — just dense, trichome-rich buds.

  • 🌱 Cultivated for Consistency: Indoor-grown for elite flavor and potency.

  • 💨 Rolled in RAW King Papers: Even, slow burn that lets the flavor shine.

  • 🔬 Lab-Tested Purity: Verified by Excelcis Labs for accuracy and quality.

  • ✋ Handcrafted Detail: Each pre-roll packed to precision for a smooth draw.

  • 🪐 Stardust Exclusive: Found only at The Hemp Haus.


The Gelato 41 Experience

On the first inhale, expect a velvety blend of sweet cream and fruit. The exhale melts into a gentle calm that relieves stress without slowing you down. Gelato 41 is that perfect middle ground — luxury flavor with a high that lifts, balances, and lasts.


Price & Bundle Options

  • Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

  • Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

Premium flavor. Premium craftsmanship. Premium you.


The Hemp Haus Promise

At The Hemp Haus, we partner with Stardust to deliver THCA products that set the standard for purity and performance. Every pre-roll is lab-verified, hand-crafted, and made for those who expect more from their flower.

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Sundae Driver THCA Pre-Roll https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/sundae-driver/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/sundae-driver/#respond Mon, 13 Oct 2025 19:36:09 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008171 Sundae Driver THCA Pre-Roll — dessert vibes, balanced highs, pure satisfaction.

Smooth, creamy, and sweet — the Sundae Driver THCA Pre-Roll delivers balance and flavor. Rolled in RAW King Papers with nug-run indoor flower, no trim or shake — just premium Stardust quality, exclusive to The Hemp Haus.

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Sundae Driver THCA Pre-Roll — Smooth Flavor, Balanced Vibes, Easy Enjoyment

Sweet, creamy, and perfectly mellow — the Sundae Driver THCA Pre-Roll is your ticket to effortless relaxation. Rolled with nug-run, indoor-grown THCA flower and wrapped in RAW King Papers, this pre-roll delivers dessert-like flavor with balanced potency that keeps you calm, creative, and content.

Made by Stardust and found only at The Hemp Haus, this is the kind of smoke that doesn’t rush you — it invites you to slow down and savor it.

No trim. No shake. No sugar leaf.
Just premium THCA buds, hand-rolled for flavor, smoothness, and consistency.


Lab-Tested Potency That Delivers Sweet Balance

Tested by Excelcis Labs, this Sundae Driver batch blends flavor and power with precision:

  • Total THC: 27.68%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 28.41%

  • CBD: ND (non-detectable)

  • Moisture Content: 15.2%

That’s the kind of potency that satisfies seasoned smokers while staying smooth enough for anyone to enjoy.


Strain Flavor & Effects: Creamy Calm Meets Happy Clarity

  • Type: Hybrid (well-balanced)

  • Lineage: Grape Pie x Fruity Pebbles OG

  • Flavor: Creamy chocolate and fruity sweetness with vanilla undertones

  • Aroma: Sweet dessert with hints of berries and cocoa

  • Experience: Uplifted mood, calm focus, gentle body relief

Sundae Driver is the perfect “feel-good” strain — bright enough for daytime, soothing enough for night. The taste is pure dessert, the effects pure delight.


Why Sundae Driver Is a Crowd Favorite

  • 🌿 Nug-Run Indoor Flower: Full buds only — rich in terpenes and flavor.

  • 🌱 Expert Cultivation: Indoor-grown for consistent cannabinoid and terpene content.

  • 💨 Rolled with RAW King Papers: Clean, even burn that highlights dessert flavor.

  • 🔬 Lab-Tested Potency: Verified by Excelcis Labs for purity and accuracy.

  • ✋ Hand-Rolled Craftsmanship: Every pre-roll made with care for an ideal pull.

  • 🪐 Exclusive Stardust Strain: Available only at The Hemp Haus.


The Sundae Driver Experience

The inhale is smooth and creamy with notes of vanilla and sweet fruit. The exhale? Pure serenity. You’ll feel the world slow down just enough to breathe deeper, smile easier, and enjoy the moment. It’s calm, creative, and comforting — all in one.


Price & Bundle Options

  • Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

  • Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

A pre-roll made for balance — for those who love a smoke that’s as easygoing as it is flavorful.


The Hemp Haus Promise

At The Hemp Haus, premium isn’t just a label — it’s a standard. Every Stardust THCA Pre-Roll is handcrafted, lab-tested, and made from the finest indoor-grown buds for purity, potency, and consistency.

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Grape Gas https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/grape-gas/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/grape-gas/#respond Mon, 13 Oct 2025 19:30:42 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008167 Grape Gas THCA Pre-Roll — bold, fruity, and unforgettable.

Turn up the flavor with the Grape Gas THCA Pre-Roll — sweet grape meets bold diesel in a smooth, potent smoke. Rolled in RAW King Papers with nug-run indoor flower, no trim or shake — just pure Stardust power, exclusive to The Hemp Haus.

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Grape Gas THCA Pre-Roll — Loud Flavor, Balanced Power, Smooth Finish

Meet the heavyweight of flavor. The Grape Gas THCA Pre-Roll is unapologetically bold — a terpene-rich masterpiece that blends fruit, fuel, and finesse into one unforgettable experience. Rolled in RAW King Papers and made exclusively with nug-run, indoor-grown THCA flower, it’s where flavor and performance collide.

Crafted by Stardust and sold only at The Hemp Haus, Grape Gas is for those who like their pre-rolls loud, smooth, and impossible to forget.

No trim. No shake. No sugar leaf.
Just dense, gassy buds that deliver top-tier potency and luxury flavor.


Lab-Tested Potency for True Connoisseurs

Tested by Excelcis Labs, this batch of Grape Gas brings fire with finesse:

  • Total THC: 27.68%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 28.41%

  • CBD: ND (non-detectable)

  • Moisture Content: 15.2%

Every puff delivers big flavor, clean power, and an experience that’s as rich as it is refined.


Strain Flavor & Effects: Fruity Fuel Meets Euphoric Calm

  • Type: Hybrid (slightly indica-leaning)

  • Lineage: Grape Pie x Jet Fuel Gelato

  • Flavor: Grape candy, diesel, and earthy spice

  • Aroma: Fruity sweetness with bold gas and floral notes

  • Experience: Uplifted mood, mellow energy, smooth relaxation

Grape Gas hits in layers — the first wave is fruity sweetness, followed by the deep roar of diesel and a soothing calm that ties it all together. It’s the strain that satisfies both the flavor chasers and the heavy hitters.


Why Grape Gas Demands Attention

  • 🌿 Nug-Run Indoor Flower: No trim, no shake — just resin-heavy buds.

  • 🌱 Terpene-Rich Perfection: Grown indoors for max flavor consistency.

  • 💨 Rolled with RAW King Papers: For clean, controlled, slow burns.

  • 🔬 Lab-Tested by Excelcis Labs: Verified potency and purity.

  • ✋ Handcrafted by Experts: Perfectly packed for smooth draws.

  • 🪐 Exclusive Stardust Drop: Only available through The Hemp Haus.


The Grape Gas Experience

Each hit starts sweet — think grape candy meets jet fuel. The exhale leaves a lingering blend of gas and sugar that keeps you coming back for more. Expect mental clarity, body calm, and a steady, euphoric high that doesn’t overwhelm — just satisfies.


Price & Bundle Options

  • Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

  • Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

For those who like their smoke smooth, flavorful, and full of character — this is your strain.


The Hemp Haus Promise

Every Stardust THCA Pre-Roll from The Hemp Haus is hand-rolled, lab-tested, and crafted with precision from the finest indoor-grown buds. Quality that speaks for itself, in every puff.

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Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/slurricane/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/slurricane/#respond Mon, 13 Oct 2025 19:26:29 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008163 Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll — when you want the world to slow down and taste sweet.

Unwind with the Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll, bursting with berry sweetness and creamy calm. Rolled in RAW King Papers using nug-run indoor flower, no trim or shake — just Stardust-quality relaxation, exclusive to The Hemp Haus.

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Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll — Slow-Burning Bliss with Berry Sweet Vibes

Smooth, rich, and deeply relaxing — the Slurricane THCA Pre-Roll lives up to its name. This strain wraps you in calm like a velvet blanket, with waves of flavor and tranquility that roll in slow and steady. Made with indoor-grown, nug-run THCA flower and rolled to perfection in RAW King Papers, this pre-roll is an instant classic.

Crafted by Stardust and sold exclusively at The Hemp Haus, Slurricane isn’t just potent — it’s poetic. It’s that late-night smoke that softens the edges of the world and makes every moment feel effortless.

No trim. No shake. No sugar leaf.
Just premium, terpene-rich buds built for comfort and calm.


Lab-Tested Potency with Seductive Strength

Verified by Excelcis Labs, this Slurricane batch is sweet, strong, and impeccably balanced:

  • Total THC: 27.68%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 28.41%

  • CBD: ND (non-detectable)

  • Moisture Content: 15.2%

Each pre-roll burns evenly, delivering that perfect combination of potency, flavor, and smooth, mellow satisfaction.


Strain Flavor & Effects: Sweet Berries and Serene Euphoria

  • Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

  • Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Purple Punch

  • Flavor: Ripe berries, vanilla, and creamy spice

  • Aroma: Sweet grape, berry, and a hint of earthy undertone

  • Experience: Deep relaxation, stress relief, sleepy calm

Slurricane is a masterclass in chill — a strain made for winding down, easing tension, and drifting into happy serenity. The inhale is smooth and sweet, and the exhale melts away the day.


Why Slurricane Steals the Spotlight

  • 🌿 Nug-Run Only: Made from whole, resinous buds — no filler, ever.

  • 🌱 Indoor-Grown for Precision: Controlled cultivation preserves delicate terpene profiles.

  • 💨 Rolled in RAW King Papers: For a clean, flavorful, slow-burning experience.

  • 🔬 Lab-Tested Potency: Verified by Excelcis Labs for cannabinoid accuracy.

  • ✋ Handcrafted Perfection: Packed and rolled by hand for an even pull.

  • 🪐 Exclusive Stardust Release: Found only at The Hemp Haus.


The Slurricane Experience

On the first puff, berry sweetness hits the tongue, followed by a creamy vanilla undertone that lingers long after the exhale. Within minutes, your body eases into calm, your mind clears, and the world feels softer. It’s the perfect way to unwind, unplug, and simply be.


Price & Bundle Options

  • Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

  • Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

When the day ends, Slurricane begins.


The Hemp Haus Promise

At The Hemp Haus, we don’t do average. Every Stardust THCA Pre-Roll is a handcrafted experience — from indoor cultivation to precision rolling — delivering premium quality and purity in every puff.

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Permanent Marker https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/permanent-marker/ https://thehemphaus.com/thca-pre-roll/permanent-marker/#respond Mon, 13 Oct 2025 19:23:11 +0000 https://thehemphaus.com/?post_type=product&p=1008159 Permanent Marker THCA Pre-Roll — flavor that lingers, quality that lasts.

The Permanent Marker THCA Pre-Roll combines fruity gas flavor with euphoric calm. Rolled in RAW King Papers using nug-run indoor flower, no trim or shake — just Stardust excellence, exclusive to The Hemp Haus.

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Permanent Marker THCA Pre-Roll — Loud Flavor, Smooth Finish, Unforgettable High

Fruity. Funky. Fearless. The Permanent Marker THCA Pre-Roll leaves an impression you won’t forget — a bold, terpene-packed masterpiece made from nug-run, indoor-grown THCA flower, rolled to perfection in RAW King Papers.

This exclusive Stardust strain, found only at The Hemp Haus, hits with sweet fruit and gassy undertones that coat the palate and calm the mind. Every puff is proof that premium flower doesn’t need to shout — but this one does anyway.

No trim. No shake. No sugar leaf.
Just dense, frosty nugs that speak for themselves.


Lab-Tested Potency You Can Count On

Verified by Excelcis Labs, this Permanent Marker batch packs real weight behind its flavor:

  • Total THC: 27.68%

  • Total Cannabinoids: 28.41%

  • CBD: ND (non-detectable)

  • Moisture Content: 15.2%

Every roll burns slow and even, carrying the strain’s distinct fruity gas aroma and balanced, euphoric effects through every inhale.


Strain Flavor & Effects: Fruity Gas Meets Creative Calm

  • Type: Balanced Hybrid

  • Lineage: Biscotti x Sherb Bx x Jealousy

  • Flavor: Sweet berries, citrus, diesel, and a hint of floral funk

  • Aroma: Loud fruit and heavy gas

  • Experience: Euphoric uplift, calm creativity, lingering body relaxation

Permanent Marker isn’t just potent — it’s dynamic. Expect a quick mood boost that mellows into creative calm and a soothing body buzz that lasts for hours.


Why Permanent Marker Turns Heads

  • 🌿 Nug-Run Flower Only: Full buds, zero filler — premium from start to finish.

  • 🌱 Indoor-Grown for Peak Terpenes: Controlled cultivation for elite flavor consistency.

  • 💨 Rolled in RAW King Papers: Clean, even, slow-burning excellence.

  • 🔬 Lab-Tested by Excelcis Labs: Verified potency and quality.

  • ✋ Handcrafted Perfection: Packed for precision and airflow.

  • 🪐 Exclusive Stardust Drop: Available only at The Hemp Haus.


The Permanent Marker Experience

That first pull hits sweet — like mixed berries and tangy citrus. The exhale rolls into a deep, gassy finish that lingers on the tongue and in the mind. You’ll feel lifted, loose, and blissfully unbothered — the perfect balance between creative clarity and mellow euphoria.


Price & Bundle Options

  • Single Pre-Roll: $9.95

  • Bundle Deal: Mix and match any 5 Stardust THCA Pre-Rolls for $39.95

When you want flavor that lasts and a vibe that sticks, Permanent Marker delivers.


The Hemp Haus Promise

Each Stardust THCA Pre-Roll represents a commitment to craftsmanship, transparency, and flavor. Indoor-grown, nug-run flower, rolled by hand, tested by professionals — because at The Hemp Haus, we don’t do average.

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