What’s the absolute worst part of getting high?
Most would answer: “the creeping, anxious, paranoid feeling I get whenever I take a toke”…
But is this really necessary? Does it have to happen every time you smoke or take an edible?
Because from where we’re sitting at Hemp Haus…
This is the MOST uncomfortable side effect that has the potential to ruin your high alone, or with close friends.
Instead of relaxing, having great conversations, and enjoying some music…
You’re couch-locked into your sofa, freaking out about the Feds you think are about to bust down your door with a battering ram.
A little exaggeration. But still - NOT FUN.
But what if…
… there was a way you could enjoy a relaxing time, and all the great benefits that come from beautiful Mary Jane…
Without sweating your face off, worrying about things that don’t exist?
These gummies are a breakthrough…
… for anyone looking to get high, without all the anxiety, paranoia, and stress that inevitably comes from most Delta-9 focused cannabis products!
The differentiating proof is in our lab tests.
Delta-8 THC is a revolutionary way to enjoy the best of cannabis, without all the drawbacks Delta-9 comes with.
Here’s a quick refresher on the differences, and what makes our product stand head-and-shoulders above other dispensaries and retail shops:
Let’s go back to 8th grade science class for a second, so you can understand what these gummies will bring into your edible sessions.
To do this, we need to understand what’s wrong with traditional gummies (usually made from Delta-9 THC).
Delta-9 Tetrahydracannabinol is the “normal” THC.
It’s where the term “cloud 9” comes from. And it’s found in your average cannabis plant.
But as you may know, there are well over 100 different cannabinoids present in the cannabis flower (144 to be exact-including CBD and CBG).
Most recreational users want to get high from D9, because it’s potently psychoactive.
But a significant drawback in our opinion, is that racy, heady, anxious feeling you get if you smoke (or eat!) too much.
Sometimes it’s just too strong, and it ruins your high!
SO… we’ve developed our own blend of D8 vegan gummies, because D8 is both psychoactive and medicinal!
It’s fun and enjoyable to eat, and it maximizes a lot of the medicinal properties of CBD, too.
Most THC products are popular for increasing appetites. But D8 has also been shown to improve symptoms of nausea!
Delta-8 can help you overcome a variety of disorders, and start a healthy eating regime again - without such a strong psychoactive effect!
Since D8 isn’t as powerful as D9, the psychoactive effects are smaller. Still there, but a bit diminished.
This lets you enjoy the mood, without being overly anxious or paranoid for no reason.
You can even stay fully functional, focused, and clear-headed! We still don’t recommended driving under the influence, however D8 is more subtle and manageable.
Yes and no.
Our D8 gummies have psychoactive effects, but they won’t be as strong as what you’re used to with D9.
For most people, this is a HUGE benefit, as they can dose properly, and enjoy a functional uplift on their day.
When taking our D8 THC gummies, you’ll notice less intense, overall more enjoyable highs, all without the paranoia.
This occurs because D8 interacts with both CB1 and CB2 receptors in your brain, whereas D9 mostly interacts with just CB1.
And the CB1 is responsible for the psychoactive effects.
Hence, having CB1 & CB2 firing, you get a fuller experience.
This is great for those looking to actually relax, and have a noticeable (but diminished) psychoactive high.
Well, similar to D9 THC, it gets you high…
… but in a way that’s more relaxed, and not paranoid!
You’ll still feel the effects of our gummies of euphoria, happiness, sedation, pain symptom relief, and more.
But… instead of feeling the quick onset of a racy high, you’ll ease into it slower, and the peak will be less intense as well.
This means you can still go about your normal work day, interacting with people without being stoned off your face, and function as a normal adult.
For many of our customers, this is the ideal state that they’re searching for from THC, they just didn’t know it was possible!
Due to this decrease in intensity, it’s even known to help more with insomnia and appetite, helping you drift off to sleep and stimulate healthy eating patterns.
First off, both cannabinoids are very similar in chemical structure.
They’re both forms of THC, of course.
But the main difference of D8 is that it binds to your internal endocannabinoid system in a slightly different way.
Because of this, it’s thought to be much less potent than “regular” THC, Delta-9.
So practically, this means Delta-8 THC will still:
GET you high
HELP you feel relaxed
RELIEVE some pain
PUT YOU in that state you’ve grown to love!
… It’ll just be a bit less intense, and more enjoyable - without any anxiety!
“This is the Rolls Royce of CBD products in Kansas City.”
“The Hemp Haus staff is very educated and informative with the products they sell.”
“Prescription meds from the doctors/hospitals don’t offer much relief from painful flare-ups. With Hemp Haus’s products, less than 30 minutes in, my pain improved substantially!”
“I tried a little bit and IMMEDIATELY felt relaxed! No sense of anxiety/paranoia like when I’ve smoked other THC buds. Stomach pains went away in minutes and I felt all-around happy and calm!”
With NEW mouth-watering flavors like strawberry, green apple, red delicious, pear, blue raspberry, orange, pear, and kiwi…
You’re sure to find your perfect fruit flavor - and experience that balanced, euphoric high feeling!
We’ve come up with several meticulously-measured, lab-tested options for our vegan gummies.
You shouldn’t have to sacrifice quality and effects, for taste. Or pay such a crazy premium that other shops charge.
Hemp Haus vegan D8 THC gummies come in a few doses:
… so if you’d like to stock up long-term, we’d recommend going with one of our higher-count options.
You owe it to yourself to have enjoyable, euphoric experiences with the beautiful plant that is cannabis.
How many times has your high been ruined by taking some toopotent THC that’s exclusively derived from Delta 9?
Is it worth it, for you to keep getting some pain relief, or relaxation… while still suffering through the anxious and racy paranoia?
We don’t think so. And this is why we didn’t compromise when creating our D8 gummies.
Click below to experience the world of difference that is D8 Tetrahydracannabinol, and get back to enjoying your highs!
WARNING: DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY OR DRIVE AFTER CONSUMPTION. THIS PRODUCT IS IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE 2018 FARM BILL. THIS PRODUCT IS DERIVED FROM INDUSTRIAL HEMP. ALWAYS CONSULT A DOCTOR IF CHOOSING TO USE ANY NEW PRODUCT. EFFECTS OF THIS PRODUCT WILL VARY AMONG INDIVIDUALS AND EFFECTS MAY BE DELAYED UP TO TWO HOURS OR MORE FOR ANY INDIVIDUAL. PLEASE EXERCISE CAUTION WHEN DRIVING OR OPERATING MACHINERY. DO NOT USE IF PREGNANT OR BREASTFEEDING OR IF YOU HAVE RESPIRATORY OR PULMONARY CHALLENGES. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND ANIMALS. NOT FOR SALE TO PERSONS UNDER LEGAL AGE. WE MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS AS TO USE OR SUSTAINABLITY FOR USE. THIS PRODUCT HAS NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE UNITED STATES FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION.